SMART,WEIRD & SARCASTIC

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monstersandthings:

missfrancesjane:

raptorific:

I’m ordering a nuclear strike on the “Friend Zone” so we can be rid of “Nice Guys” once and for all. 

I just can’t comprehend how you manage to be so awesome every day

I just slow-clapped out loud.

While I don’t entirely disagree with the point made by the commenter, the statement in question reads “No, I’m not really wanting to date anyone right now.” Had the statement been something like “No, I don’t think you’re right for me.” or “No, I don’t think it would work out.” then yes, the comment would be a valid response but otherwise I don’t see how ‘Peter’ here warrants as much hate as he’s getting. I should also point out that ‘someone’ is a subset of ‘anyone’, so.

Of course, the argument could be made that the girl is dating a week or so later and granted feelings/people do change, rendering the statement invalid since it’s been one week old. But really, the guy deserves to be told straight that he’s not what you’re looking for rather than just “I’m not really wanting to date anyone right now.” (unless, of course, you’ve just gone through a break-up or what not and are actually not wanting to date anyone at the moment, then sure.)

Byzantium Security International Cognitive Test

lasercurve:

Your responses indicate a desire to overcome a persistent feeling of emptiness or dissatisfaction. You believe life should have more to offer, and fear you have somehow not achieved everything you deserve.

Your desire for legitimate respect and success has led to increasing anxiety. Consequently, you no longer exhibit some of the friendliness and openness for which you were once known.

Similarly, you fear being overly influenced by others. You are often fiercely independent, which sometimes leads to being resistant to the opinions of friends and relatives — even to the point of denying what you fear may actually be true.

This behavior stems from your wish to be regarded as an authority. It leads you to react strongly when you suspect you might be wrong. At times you feel that too much is being asked of you, and that you are not properly recognized for your efforts. This situation — be it fueled by others’ jealousy or negligence — adds to the stress in your life.

Luckily, your determination is unyielding. Unlike others facing similar adversity, you forge ahead despite the challenges. Through strength of will or simple endurance, you are unique in your ability to withstand the troubles of a complicated life.

(via lasercurve-deactivated20121215)

not-ayase: New Hanokage’s Madoka Magica manga announced. The series is going to be in 3 volumes. The story focuses on Mami and Kyouko as the protagonists, taking place in a completely different universe than what happened in the original story. Kyouko and Mami are still close friends and the story considers the two to be friends from the beginning of their meeting after Kyouko made her wish, instead of the two fighting and going separate ways. The theme of this story is a much more brighter setting with a lot of comedy and gags. Release dates are: Vol 1: 10/12Vol 2: 10/19Vol 3: 11/12  the bottom two pictures are the rough draft of the 2nd and 3rd volumes

not-ayase:

New Hanokage’s Madoka Magica manga announced.

The series is going to be in 3 volumes.

The story focuses on Mami and Kyouko as the protagonists, taking place in a completely different universe than what happened in the original story. Kyouko and Mami are still close friends and the story considers the two to be friends from the beginning of their meeting after Kyouko made her wish, instead of the two fighting and going separate ways. The theme of this story is a much more brighter setting with a lot of comedy and gags.

Release dates are:

Vol 1: 10/12
Vol 2: 10/19
Vol 3: 11/12 

the bottom two pictures are the rough draft of the 2nd and 3rd volumes

(via puellamagilove)

open-the-bifreezer:

itsathreeyearproblem:

can we just talk about this picture of the silence 

and how the light like shines on hIS CROTCH

I MEAN

IS HIS CROTCH AHVE SOME DIVINE MESSAGE TO TELL US LIEK

SILENCE WHATS GOING ON

ARY OU TRYING TO SEDUCE ME BECAUSE IM JSUT CONFUSESD

IT MAKES YOU HORNY, YOU TURN AWAY, AND THEN YOU FEEL SUDDENLY EMBARRASSED BECAUSE YOU’RE TURNED ON OUT OF NO WHERE BECAUSE IT MADE YOU FORGET

POOR SILENCE

CAN’T EVER GET LAID

^ Probably where morning wood comes from

(Source: starfleetingly, via wine-dude)

the-critical-hit: Ulala, o rumor dum Layton vs. Phoenix Wright by França Desde o anúncio a união de duas das que enquadram-se entre as maiores franquias de adventures oriundos do Japão, e de grande sucesso fora do país, gerou animação aos fãs. Até o momento sequer temos um dia fixo para a chegada japonesa de Professor Layton vs. Ace Attorney (3DS), só sabemos que o lançamento ocorrerá ainda este ano. Dado o fato, seria certo aguardarmos uma possível localização no mais tardar para o final do ano que vem, mas segundo algumas lojas francesas isso ocorrerá ainda em 2012, em Dezembro. As lojas que tratam a possibilidade ao mês destacado são as Cdiscount e La Fnac, enquanto a Amazon o tem para “breve”.  Caso confirmado é uma felicidade aos europeus, mas espero que isso não fique restrito aos mesmos, afinal o Nintendo 3DS tem aquela querida trava de região. Merde! [Fanart: Anime Vice]

the-critical-hit:

Ulala, o rumor dum Layton vs. Phoenix Wright by França

Desde o anúncio a união de duas das que enquadram-se entre as maiores franquias de adventures oriundos do Japão, e de grande sucesso fora do país, gerou animação aos fãs. Até o momento sequer temos um dia fixo para a chegada japonesa de Professor Layton vs. Ace Attorney (3DS), só sabemos que o lançamento ocorrerá ainda este ano. Dado o fato, seria certo aguardarmos uma possível localização no mais tardar para o final do ano que vem, mas segundo algumas lojas francesas isso ocorrerá ainda em 2012, em Dezembro.

As lojas que tratam a possibilidade ao mês destacado são as Cdiscount e La Fnac, enquanto a Amazon o tem para “breve”. 

Caso confirmado é uma felicidade aos europeus, mas espero que isso não fique restrito aos mesmos, afinal o Nintendo 3DS tem aquela querida trava de região. Merde!

[Fanart: Anime Vice]

rashidajones: “They had me in these tiny underwear things that held NOTHING in. So when I lift my leg there, that is everyone’s real reaction. Look at Alison Brie’s face. That’s real!” - Joel McHale  #ABED

rashidajones:

“They had me in these tiny underwear things that held NOTHING in. So when I lift my leg there, that is everyone’s real reaction. Look at Alison Brie’s face. That’s real!” - Joel McHale

 #ABED

(Source: phd-in-horribleness, via bumblesbounce)